ask-gallows-callibrator:

princelegolass:

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yes

keep being perfect

BUT NO I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HER BECAUSE SHE IS JUST SMELLING EVERYTHING AND SINCE ITS ALL JUST ABOUT THE SAME SHADES OF EVERYTHING IN LIKE EVERY ROOM I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW HARD IT IS FOR HER TO “SEE” ANYTHING SO SHE HAS TO LICK IT ALL AND I JUST FEEL SO BAD FOR HER SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO SEE WHAT IT WAS AND NOW HER TONGUE WILL PROBABLY HURT REALLY BAD NO BABY ITS OKAY

(Source: ivyfairy)

lolomuffins:

operator-investigator:

thewomanfromitaly:

pageofmelody:

chesiresailboats:

frostbackcat:

I humanized the Magic School Bus, since it’s Ms Frizzle’s TARDIS equivalent! I mean, she IS a Timelord right? And the cliche of overused references ensued!

wow she certainly is 

busty

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this post changed my life forever

I ship it???????

guys it’s River Fucking Song

saccharinesylph:

Land Gown of Quartz and Melody.

Quartz and Melody just sounded so pretty, I wanted to make a gown for Aradia for it. Color palette is referencing Aradiasprite, and the crystal/quartz patterns are heavily a nod to Thierry Mugler’s Spring/Summer 2008 collection and the beadwork to Givenchy’s Fall 2011 Couture Collection.

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

paleships:

my personality is basically just

  • puns
  • homestuck references
  • stress
  • "wait what"
  • "hey listen to this fact nobody cares about"
  • homestuck references
  • puns
  • homestuck

erenri:

My OTP makes me go from “Oh my God, they are so cute" to "SLAM THAT BITCH AGAINST A WALL AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY

(Source: swiggityswerenrivailleloveseren)

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

I NEVER BELIEVED THE COINCIDENCE STORIES UNTIL IT FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME

(Source: intcnsity)